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Attention shoppers! Attention shoppers! Live product demonstration in aisle C7. I repeat, live product demonstration in aisle C7. How to wash tomato-based sauces off rugs and carpets using the TurboScrub 5-in-1 Vacuum Cleaner from Gremlin Grade Co. After our demonstration, ask about how you could qualify for 25% off any Gremlin Grade products, today only! Once again, live product demonstration in aisle C7. Thank you for shopping at Meido Mart.”