>Be me >Owner of local news company >Have like 20 ratatoskrs on staff >All of them want the D >Sorry thots, I’m married to the truth >Can’t even blackmail as if they try shit I can blacklist them in less than 20 seconds >There is one though that always takes excellent photos >Put her on…

Coyo and the Holy Grail

This was originally put together as an entry for a greentext competition way back when in 2018. Unfortunately pastebin decided to make everything private and I never got around to moving it here. So, here we are. Enjoy this silly read and don’t take it seriously.

Angus MacScottishname, Highlander

You are Angus MacScottishname, Highlander, hero of awful romance novels, fap material for housewives, and something about this next story isn’t quite right.

This is a shitpost dedicated to my mother’s bookshelf full of godawful “Vulnerable hardworking woman who doesn’t know what love is gets seduced by a rugged mysterious man who never wears a shirt” novels.


> You work with a group that imports materials, food, and other supplies between the Monster Realm and the Mortal Realm. > On a trip into the Monster Realm your crew docks in the port near the capital. > You unload your supplies to the dealer before the captain wants to crash in a nearby…