So for those living under a rock, KC has released another monstergirl last week, the Flow Kelp.
Looks like salad, sticks like duct tape, and her bathwater is considered a delicacy.
So the whole spiel here is that she floats around and clings to men and is annoyingly impossible to remove, much like those suntanned girls you can find around Miami. As a proud carnivore I prefer other types, but her demure and perpetually stoned expression may appeal to some of the more militant vegans out there.
But… would she get mad at you if you have green salad as sidedish? And more importantly, if an asian man gets sandwiched between a Kelp and a Mermaid, can I call that the Sushi Position?
Read all about her on the MGE Wiki: