Angus MacScottishname, Highlander


You are Angus MacScottishname, Highlander, hero of awful romance novels, fap material for housewives, and something about this next story isn’t quite right.

This is a shitpost dedicated to my mother’s bookshelf full of godawful “Vulnerable hardworking woman who doesn’t know what love is gets seduced by a rugged mysterious man who never wears a shirt” novels.

Wormhole Ch.11 (Updated)


As Jason explores through Wonderland he finds more than just Skarliks. An enthusiastic guide, hyjinks, shenanigans, battles, chases, messes, trouble, nudity, orgies, tea parties, and more. What else is there to say? It’s Wonderland.

The Pilgrimage: Da Pacem Domina (3)


The Power of Heaven, in the form of the Cupid Cirice came to your aid, striking against the Foulness of the Dead God, Dagon. Rousing the Sea-God Oannes, Grandfather Ocean, you exulted in victory, as well as the anointing of a new Tide Priest. Sigurd, once Captain of the ‘Shieldmaiden’, is now betrothed of the Sea-Witch Sapphire, A Kraken servant of Oannes, and the God’s newest adherent.

Thomas, your brother in faith also shared in revelation, attaining the Adept Intersect and being finally able to consummate his love for the Circle Mage Ellie, returning with you and her brother Baron Robbo of Towoomba to the Reitian Temple of Hive Sea of Grasses.

Yet unexpected surprises met you there too, a group of the once thought extinct elves searching for an avatar of one of their Wild Gods, an avatar found in the person of the Reitian Disciple Padraig. Sorrow mixed with joy as the Laws of the Gods demanded a cost for their new Year-King. Taliesin, one of the elves, was now a bound Acolyte of Reitia, and their fellowship, closer than any natural bond, was broken.

Your own past did not sit quiet either, your demoniac mother corrupting one of the Reitian acolytes in the midst of a storm of Wild Magic. It was only quick action from you and your elven allies which prevented the youth from damning himself beyond redemption with the use of dark magic. Now, in the company of the Vampire Thrall Marcus, and the Black Knight Victor, you hunt down this ‘Red Witch’, determined to end her threat once and for all…

Wormhole Ch.10 (Updated)


Now face to face with the mamano that took his prized armor, Jason will have to pull all the stops to get his armor back. But surely a smart ass with an acid tongue and a selfish, haughty Dragon can calmly work things out peacefully, right? Strap in, folks. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. For both of them…

Contract Thorn


#A Manticore’s last job doesn’t go as expected.#

The night above the Akasai was the colour of a wilted rose, broken by a rain of white petals.

Ceru dodged a splash of rice wine as she shouldered through the Moonshard Festival crowd, pushing past the doors of Caged Noin. “To another year of long life!” she heard somebody say, “or one night of good drink!”

It was a curse and a blessing, a local saying. The Caged Noin was a place reserved for locals, a venue where fate coalesced in gambles of life and coin. There was a small line to the front doors: she took the place of a beastman who was kindly removed with a boot to the back.