Monsters Are Better Part 1

“Mom, Dad, Jeremy, I would like you to meet my girlfriend. This is Gretchen.”  My younger brother, Matthew said while gesturing to an uninterested human girl. Mom and Dad were of course delighted by this, but if anything I was concerned about his safety. Nowadays, dating is hell. Nearly all of the interaction between potential partners is online. Most Women either have sky-high expectations, distribute pornographic images of themselves across the internet, or both. 

There are laws in just about every human country that are anti-male. For example, there are laws that state when a woman accuses a man of a crime such as rape, the man will be punished for the crime even without evidence. I thank whatever deity out there that a bachelor’s tax doesn’t exist yet. This stuff is why I’ve just about given up on dating. 

Little Monster Miracle Orphanage (Day 31)

“How are those little ones getting past security? Why do they keep sneaking out of the building where we can’t catch them?” Katy asked frustrated by the lack of control.

“They are clearly emboldened, and more tenacious than we gave them credit for. Everyone knows it’s practically a secret right down to the genetic code of a Kikimora” Fubuki shrugged.

“Regardless they have to stop, the trek is only so safe…I’m just thankful the worse they have to deal with is traffic” Katy sighed.

“Which luckily they were thoroughly taught to look both ways. Come on~ cheer up, we got you that fountain, just leave everything to me, I’ll keep this place afloat, you just get some good hibernation going before the cold catches up to you” Fubuki said.

Harem Heroes: Heaven’s Gold Spear / Chapter 39- Aftermath

When last we left our heroes, Silas had overcome them all. With grit and tenacity, the elderly elf had taken both the Sands of Plenty and the Chalice of Eternity to the mysterious island nation of Olgrad. However, to secure victory, Silas had left Bernice behind.

How are our heroes dealing with their defeat? Did they even really lose?

Harem Heroes: Heaven’s Gold Spear / Chapters 35-38

Bernice has the Chalice of Eternity, David is conquered by the Ice Queen, and his friends trapped in the bowels of her icy dungeon. Meanwhile, Silas has escaped with the Sands of Plenty.

But no one is home free yet, and Yuurazha the shoggoth has a plan.