Mental Emasculation: Captain Morgan’s Spiced Revenge Part 6


Bickering, name-calling, malignant breast fondling and the aggressive brandishing of a dainty handbag heralded the tumultuous and rather public departure of a struggling Francesca from the dance floor. Dragged away from the riotous hen party by her beloved sparkly angel wings, miraculously surviving the Kobold’s antics throughout the evening. Now the flamboyant accessories were a twisted mess of silver and pink tinsel with the pretentious air of abstract art. 

Joia do Rubicão


With the impending announcement of the Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill, drastic changes come quickly to a secretive village in Brazil’s gaucho country and the minotaur clan that calls it home.

Hooves in the Snow


Maria, her little sister Anna and their parents live at the fringe of human civilization, trying to get by. But soon disaster struck the little family, and Maria was losing hope as the winter approached.
A sudden, unexpected visitor made her overthink her decisions and their life took a turn for the better.

My submission to the “Year of the Ox” contest.

Return to Lucha


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Mental Emasculation: Captain Morgan’s Spiced Revenge Part 5


Blue haze rolled out from the crowded smoking shelter in its pursuit to pollute the brisk night air. Granted, there were only two people in what appeared to be an old, repurposed bus shelter still scarred with badly spelt graffiti, but Danielle and Chasity could take up a fair bit of room if they set their mind to it. Both suffered the unenviable ability to inadvertently repel people, like sharks swimming through a school of fish. Handy when walking down the street, but a pain in the arse when you wished to socialise.  

Mental Emasculation: Captain Morgan’s Spiced Revenge Part 4


Watching Chasity during her drunken antics always reminded Danielle of being at the zoo. An animal trying to crack open a coconut to get at the sweet flesh inside when the only tool at her disposal was an evolutionary predisposition for brute force, and an inability to think her way around an obstacle that didn’t include a larger rock.