>Be me >Owner of local news company >Have like 20 ratatoskrs on staff >All of them want the D >Sorry thots, I’m married to the truth >Can’t even blackmail as if they try shit I can blacklist them in less than 20 seconds >There is one though that always takes excellent photos >Put her on…
This was originally put together as an entry for a greentext competition way back when in 2018. Unfortunately pastebin decided to make everything private and I never got around to moving it here. So, here we are. Enjoy this silly read and don’t take it seriously.
You have a monster housemate, yet she isn’t coming on to you. How unusual…
Perfect Happy Redhead Lilim noises
I wanted to write mindflayer, but wholesome. However, it came out horny. Win-win.
>don’t think lewd thoughts. Don’t think lewd thoughts.
Happy Redhead Lilim Noises
> You work with a group that imports materials, food, and other supplies between the Monster Realm and the Mortal Realm. > On a trip into the Monster Realm your crew docks in the port near the capital. > You unload your supplies to the dealer before the captain wants to crash in a nearby…
In which a split-mouth yōkai grows increasingly irate at her inability to stab a rather evasive gentleman, as told through the arcane medium of greentext.
I lost control of my life this morning and spent 3 and a half hours on a smutty greentext that I’m actually pretty proud of. Be abducted by a harem of ant girls and do dirty things is the moral of this story.