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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
BIENVENIDOS!
TONIGHT WE OFFER THE FIGHT OF A LIFETIME!
EXITING OUT OF RETIREMENT, OUR LOCAL FAVORITE, THREE TIME MEXICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
YESSENIA VAAAALLENNTINNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!
TONIGHT SHE FIGHTS THE DEMON OF THE RING HERSELF!
THE CURRENT REIGNING CHAMPION OF THE CENTRAL AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS!
THE VERY QUEEN OF THE RUDOS IN LUCHA!
LAAAAAA DDIIIIIIAAAAABOOOOOLLLLLLLICCCCCAAAAAAAA!
AIRING TONIGHT AT 9!

Mamono Wrestling Entertainment

TONIGHT ON MWE
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE FIGHT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR
THAT’S RIGHT, THE TRIALS OF THE VALKYRIES
TONIGHT
ONE MAN
EIGHT OPPONENTS
ONE RING
WILL HE BE ABLE TO BEAT THEM ALL AND WALK AWAY WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS CASH?
OR WILL HE BE GOING HOME WITH ONE OF OUR LOVELY LADIES?
FIND OUT TONIGHT ON MWE!

(My entry from the speedwriting competition)