Mistress of the Crypt: Halloween Special

Are you ready for tonight’s special? Stay tuned for an all new episode of Mistress from the Crypt, with your favorite host, Mistress Cassandra! And remember, you too can shriek your way to the crypt! Find the secret message hidden throughout the episode and mail in your answer to the address below, and you could win a chance to experience the filming of the show! One grand prize winner will win a date with the crypt keeper herself, Cassandra. That’s right! So don’t touch that remote, and stay tuned. We know you’re DYING to watch.

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Smut and Chum

“Luke, I’ve got a problem.” He says instead. I raise my eyebrows.

“What exactly?”

“Remember back in episode fifteen, you made a snide ass remark concerning the Oomukade?” He mentioned. I screw up my face in thought for a few seconds, and then it hits me.

“Oh yeah! I think so,” I reply, “Something about them creeping me out, or some such.” I finish, as I repress a shudder at the thought of one of them. Yeah, they really do creep my tail out.