Pi-Rats of the Sea

Another day at port.

Another crate to count.

Everything seems to be going just about right… but where the hell did this thing come from? There’s nothing on it. No paper, no holes to see what’s inside, no crew member to keep an eye on it. Must’ve been left behind. Someone’s going to end up on spending the night in the crow’s nest if that’s the case.

Oh well, it’s not my problem. Time to finish the count and then get some lunch… hmm. Wonder what that was. Sounded like a knock… ehh, screw it. I’m hungry.

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‘Submissive’ Hellhound

I wanted to see a Greentext with a Hellhound who feigns submissiveness in public to turn on her husband, then power bottoms the fuck out of him if he gives in.

He’d have a huge exhibition kink, and what would draw more attention than a “submissive” Hellhound?

This was the request. I delivered.

Monster Wars: Revenge of the Humans

Humanity has endured the madness of those who call themselves gods for long enough. It is time that they activated their fully operation battlestation, time that they use their doomsday weapon to secure humanity’s future – and by extension, the world’s.