Another collaboration with Noizyboy and myself- this time a one-shot for the Cupid contest back in July.
Chrono-Crisis
This story was originally part of a contest entry set up by Sundered.
Pi-Rats of the Sea
Another day at port.
Another crate to count.
Everything seems to be going just about right… but where the hell did this thing come from? There’s nothing on it. No paper, no holes to see what’s inside, no crew member to keep an eye on it. Must’ve been left behind. Someone’s going to end up on spending the night in the crow’s nest if that’s the case.
Oh well, it’s not my problem. Time to finish the count and then get some lunch… hmm. Wonder what that was. Sounded like a knock… ehh, screw it. I’m hungry.
Father’s Day
If there’s anything our town is quite good at, it’s bland, generic-looking strip malls.
And it was at just such a mall at the corner of Yavapi and Maricopa that salvation came in the form of the After School Special.
And it was at just such a mall at the corner of Yavapi and Maricopa that salvation came in the form of the After School Special.
Problem was, this was going to be a pretty tough sell to my wife.
“We’re here.” I announce as I kill the engine and get out of the truck, uncomfortably aware that the way the ‘After School Special’ sign was arranged, it appeared to be highlighting the word ASS.
Sakaali opened her door and I headed over to the passenger side to help her out.
“Graham- what is this place?” Sakaali asked, her skepticism apparent.
“Somewhere that’s not too crowded on father’s day.” I explain. “Sometimes me and Art will grab a couple of beers here.”
A Meeting with The All Seeing Hakutaku
Our story began in an age of wonder and mystery, when monsters still roamed the lands and humans were…
No, not that. What’s the main character gonna do? Save the day? We need something different.
No, not that. What’s the main character gonna do? Save the day? We need something different.
Hmm…
Long ago in a distant land, I Ak-… no.
He had to keep walking. He had to if he wanted to make it out of here. In the dying forest far from civilization…
No no no. Ugghhhh!
How was she supposed to come up with a story like this?!
Box Wine Christmas
When an appliance salesman is fired from his job just before the holidays, he braces for yet another disappointing Christmas. Little does he know two of his former colleagues have something different in mind… Features a manticore and an anubis. One-shot.
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The Mare’s Tale
A disgraced mare picks an unlikely champion to exact her revenge on the court that banished her, but what she didn’t tell him was…
Meido Mart
“Cleanup in aisle C7, cleanup in ais-oh. Ahem.
Attention shoppers! Attention shoppers! Live product demonstration in aisle C7. I repeat, live product demonstration in aisle C7. How to wash tomato-based sauces off rugs and carpets using the TurboScrub 5-in-1 Vacuum Cleaner from Gremlin Grade Co. After our demonstration, ask about how you could qualify for 25% off any Gremlin Grade products, today only! Once again, live product demonstration in aisle C7. Thank you for shopping at Meido Mart.”
Toy Capsule Shrine
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We got it all here! Clothes! Games! Electronics! Shoes! Food! We have something for everyone!
With over one hundred stores to choose from, you can find everything you need for any situation!
Looking to get a new pair of running shoes? Try CleatCloset.
Need to get your phone fixed? There’s FixBit.
Just looking for a bite to eat? We have more than 30 restaurants to satisfy even the pickiest of eaters.
So what are you waiting for?
Head over to the Lone Peaks Mall today!