Foreign Affairs: Chapter 9

Three months would be a short time to arrange such a meaningful wedding. The government in Gisland had to be contacted of course, but not before the official story was set straight with everyone who would be asked questions. The wording of the prophecy would be exactingly selected, forged on paper that looked far older…

Foreign Affairs: Chapter 3

Rowan stretched out under the covers of his bed and yawned, turning his eyes away from the bright light streaming from the window.  “Good morning,” he ventured, not wanting Greenglass or some less overbearing woman like a maid to think they caught him off-guard. He had an extremely incriminating report under his pillow, after all.…

Meido Mart

“Cleanup in aisle C7, cleanup in ais-oh. Ahem.

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Meidos Make The Best Waifus

‘Oh?’ you said, raising an eyebrow.

‘Y-yes, indeed,’ she said, blushing harder and turning away. ‘I-I have needs of my own, and like you showed on the day we met, so do you.’ She held your hands tighter. ‘You – don’t need to worry or wonder how things work, us slimes have sex in the same way as humans. We have a vagina-shaped slit where our genitals would be on a human, and we have the wrong hole available if you want that. Of course, since we’re slimes, you can technically stick it in wherever you like and we would feel it. But, of course, I think we can do it normally, the traditional way, so you can enjoy it and feel good. We’ll experiment with the other positions and types of sex later, I do have some ideas –’