>Be me >Owner of local news company >Have like 20 ratatoskrs on staff >All of them want the D >Sorry thots, I’m married to the truth >Can’t even blackmail as if they try shit I can blacklist them in less than 20 seconds >There is one though that always takes excellent photos >Put her on…
Coyo and the Holy Grail
This was originally put together as an entry for a greentext competition way back when in 2018. Unfortunately pastebin decided to make everything private and I never got around to moving it here. So, here we are. Enjoy this silly read and don’t take it seriously.
Monster Housemate
You have a monster housemate, yet she isn’t coming on to you. How unusual…
Angus MacScottishname, Highlander
You are Angus MacScottishname, Highlander, hero of awful romance novels, fap material for housewives, and something about this next story isn’t quite right.
This is a shitpost dedicated to my mother’s bookshelf full of godawful “Vulnerable hardworking woman who doesn’t know what love is gets seduced by a rugged mysterious man who never wears a shirt” novels.
Eternal Fyre
Perfect Happy Redhead Lilim noises
Mindflayer Greentext
I wanted to write mindflayer, but wholesome. However, it came out horny. Win-win.
>don’t think lewd thoughts. Don’t think lewd thoughts.
Fyre Burns
Happy Redhead Lilim Noises
Fyre
> You work with a group that imports materials, food, and other supplies between the Monster Realm and the Mortal Realm. > On a trip into the Monster Realm your crew docks in the port near the capital. > You unload your supplies to the dealer before the captain wants to crash in a nearby…
Kuchisake-onna’s Unforgettable Luncheons
In which a split-mouth yōkai grows increasingly irate at her inability to stab a rather evasive gentleman, as told through the arcane medium of greentext.
Smutty Ant Greentext
I lost control of my life this morning and spent 3 and a half hours on a smutty greentext that I’m actually pretty proud of. Be abducted by a harem of ant girls and do dirty things is the moral of this story.