I know I have been dragging my feet on this, but honestly I think this is just a bit ridiculous.
Meet the Humpty Egg.

No jokes here. Thank god the next monstergirl in line is a lot more delicious without adding salt first. Personally being anywhere close to these large quantities of raw eggwhite makes me feel a little bit sick.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Humpty_Egg
KC is cracking up…
It’s literally an embryo too horny to contain itself.
Bad kitty. No punning in the house.
Guy A: I think I caught something from that Humpty Egg girl, mate…
Guy B: What? Crabs?
Guy A: Salmonella.
I am not really impressed with this one. The next one though mmm delicious.
Worst slime by far, but that jelly sounds like the best thing since Manticore venom.