“Nyuk nyuk nyuk.” Juanita muttered just loudly enough for everyone there to hear, and then she chuckled. Both Alonzo and Ms. Augustine laughed with her.
“Fuckers!” Mara hissed as she glared at each of them in turn.
“Language!” Arawn injected with a disapproving frown
Mara observed him mouth a quick cantrip. When he’d finished. The stone dildo sprang upwards into an unsupported vertical, which naturally captured Mara’s completely undivided attention.
I noted a small graveyard off on the side. It’s entrance had an arch over it with some foreign words written on it: De reis is beëindigd, it said. I asked the old dude about it.
“Oh that?”, he said as glanced back at it. “That’s a graveyard for some Dutch gold-diggers. It means: ‘The Journey Is Ended.’” He explained.
“Be Silent Worm!” she frowned imperiously down at me. Up over her shoulder, I noticed that Anna the Wurm, looked startled for a second, then she blushed and covered her mouth with one of her dragon paws.
“I don’t think we’re going to be in Kansas anytime soon Toto.” I spoke to myself dryly.
‘Oh crap!’ I thought silently, ‘I think that you do lady. Cause I REALLY need to take a whiz!’ I whined.
Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
Till something happened, blew everything to hell.
-Freddie Blassie’s, “Pencil Neck Geek”
“Is that a Sonic Screwdriver?” she asked him innocently. Secundus’ hand froze and he turned his head to glare at her.
“No. It is not.” He replied chillingly, and was about to say something more.
“Hmm, that is not a half bad idea.” Quintus interrupted, smiling. “Considering the current technological level of Earth as it is, I could just about craft one. Or at least a rudimentary version.” He continued, thinking about it.
“Oh! Why did you have to go and do that for?” Secundus moaned to Juanita. “Now he will be nothing but a pain until he actually succeeds at crafting one!” he gruffed.
“Let’s just say, that I recommend the Chow Hall ban giving Mara any more bananas.”
“I do not comprehend.”
“She ate hers without using her hands.” He replied.