Coyo and the Holy Grail


This was originally put together as an entry for a greentext competition way back when in 2018. Unfortunately pastebin decided to make everything private and I never got around to moving it here. So, here we are. Enjoy this silly read and don’t take it seriously.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
BIENVENIDOS!
TONIGHT WE OFFER THE FIGHT OF A LIFETIME!
EXITING OUT OF RETIREMENT, OUR LOCAL FAVORITE, THREE TIME MEXICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
YESSENIA VAAAALLENNTINNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!
TONIGHT SHE FIGHTS THE DEMON OF THE RING HERSELF!
THE CURRENT REIGNING CHAMPION OF THE CENTRAL AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS!
THE VERY QUEEN OF THE RUDOS IN LUCHA!
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AIRING TONIGHT AT 9!

Mistress of the Crypt: Halloween Special


Are you ready for tonight’s special? Stay tuned for an all new episode of Mistress from the Crypt, with your favorite host, Mistress Cassandra! And remember, you too can shriek your way to the crypt! Find the secret message hidden throughout the episode and mail in your answer to the address below, and you could win a chance to experience the filming of the show! One grand prize winner will win a date with the crypt keeper herself, Cassandra. That’s right! So don’t touch that remote, and stay tuned. We know you’re DYING to watch.

*A cackle is heard as the ad ends*