“Did you not read your contract?” he asked.
“What contract? She took a breast enhancement mutagen,” Sam insisted.
The doctor blanched. “Oh dear. That is unfortunate.”
“What is happening to me?” I demanded.
“Well, it seems as though you’ve stumbled across one vial from a lot of bovine mutagen that was reported missing a few weeks ago. This mutagen is very potent, very strictly regulated. It is a speciating mutagen, resulting in a fundamental change in the genetic and physical makeup of the subject it is administered to,” he explained.
“What does that mean?” Sam asked.
“It means that you are transforming into what is colloquially known as a cowgirl, a genetically engineered hybrid designed for maximized milk production.”Read More...