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Cut and Run, Chapter 1

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Well anyways, when I finally regained consciousness, I found myself aboard a train headed for parts east, and I was trussed up like a Krampus Day Turkey. I soon found out that I was suspended horizontally about a couple of feet from the ceiling of the luggage car, with my head banging against the wall in tune with the swaying of the train.
Turning my head I was able to view below me a Green Oni who appeared to be my guard. She was sitting in a chair underneath me, occasionally glancing up, but with most of her attention fixed upon that Eastern Asian crossword puzzle, what do they call it again? Soo-boo-koo? Did I say Eastern Asian? I meant to say Mist Continent! My bad.
After a couple of hours of my hanging there, I asked her if she could let me go so I could take care of some business. I asked her politely several times to let me go. I even said the magic word: Asshole.

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The Home Improver Store

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Being a human working at a hardware store that now catered more towards mamono is rough, being the only human woman that was also a manager that worked at a hardware store that now catered towards mamono is a stone cold bitch. What will Angel, the only human woman manager, do when the Lilim CEO, Druella finds out she’s secretly in love with her prized employee, Anon, during a store walk?

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