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McSabbath’s

31 votes, average: 4.48 out of 531 votes, average: 4.48 out of 531 votes, average: 4.48 out of 531 votes, average: 4.48 out of 531 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5 (31 votes) (4.48)

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Meido Mart

56 votes, average: 4.63 out of 556 votes, average: 4.63 out of 556 votes, average: 4.63 out of 556 votes, average: 4.63 out of 556 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5 (56 votes) (4.63)

“Cleanup in aisle C7, cleanup in ais-oh. Ahem.

Attention shoppers! Attention shoppers! Live product demonstration in aisle C7. I repeat, live product demonstration in aisle C7. How to wash tomato-based sauces off rugs and carpets using the TurboScrub 5-in-1 Vacuum Cleaner from Gremlin Grade Co. After our demonstration, ask about how you could qualify for 25% off any Gremlin Grade products, today only! Once again, live product demonstration in aisle C7. Thank you for shopping at Meido Mart.”

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Toy Capsule Shrine

39 votes, average: 4.62 out of 539 votes, average: 4.62 out of 539 votes, average: 4.62 out of 539 votes, average: 4.62 out of 539 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5 (39 votes) (4.62)

Lone Peaks Mall!
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The Great Anuby-Chan Detective

38 votes, average: 4.87 out of 538 votes, average: 4.87 out of 538 votes, average: 4.87 out of 538 votes, average: 4.87 out of 538 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5 (38 votes) (4.87)

I can see my sweet little baby girl on her momma’s lap, fixing me with those big beautiful auburn eyes as she absently is sucking on an oversized paw-digit.

“Is that what’s going on, Pumpkin princess?” I ask her sweetly as I stride across the room, stooping to give her a little kiss on the forehead.

However, instead of standing up right away, I playfully cock my ear as though I’m listening to something my baby daughter has to say.

“Oh? Really? Well….I’ll ask her, but…..”

“What?” Sakaali asks defensively.

“She says ‘Mama’s full of crap’….damn shame, her first words, too.”

The bigger Anubis playfully smacks me with her paw by way of response.

“She also says ‘You’re too old to geek out to some kid’s show’ and….oh yeah- ‘Stop hitting daddy’.”

“I…it’s not just a kid’s show.” she stammers defensively.

“If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and….well….goes ‘quack quack’.”

“I grew up with this show, Graham.”

I shoot her a skeptical look.

“Really? How old were you when it came out…?”

She looks away from me before quietly murmuring.

“F-fifteen.”

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