When an appliance salesman is fired from his job just before the holidays, he braces for yet another disappointing Christmas. Little does he know two of his former colleagues have something different in mind… Features a manticore and an anubis. One-shot.Read More...
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A disgraced mare picks an unlikely champion to exact her revenge on the court that banished her, but what she didn’t tell him was…Read More...
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Six young men go on a fishing trip. What awaits them? You’ll find out soon enough.
After all, Anon was kind enough to leave a letter behind just for you.
I can see my sweet little baby girl on her momma’s lap, fixing me with those big beautiful auburn eyes as she absently is sucking on an oversized paw-digit.
“Is that what’s going on, Pumpkin princess?” I ask her sweetly as I stride across the room, stooping to give her a little kiss on the forehead.
However, instead of standing up right away, I playfully cock my ear as though I’m listening to something my baby daughter has to say.
“Oh? Really? Well….I’ll ask her, but…..”
“What?” Sakaali asks defensively.
“She says ‘Mama’s full of crap’….damn shame, her first words, too.”
The bigger Anubis playfully smacks me with her paw by way of response.
“She also says ‘You’re too old to geek out to some kid’s show’ and….oh yeah- ‘Stop hitting daddy’.”
“I…it’s not just a kid’s show.” she stammers defensively.
“If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and….well….goes ‘quack quack’.”
“I grew up with this show, Graham.”
I shoot her a skeptical look.
“Really? How old were you when it came out…?”
She looks away from me before quietly murmuring.
Using some flawed points of reference, a lilim gives out rather dubious counsel in her popular advice column.
Follow up to “My Blue Valentine”, “A Red Admirer” by Carthois and “She Was All Green and 3-D” by Knuckles213 on the MGE WikiRead More...
Cold, alone, and starving, a young boy desperately searches for a way home in the forest he’s lost himself in. As he’s about to succumb to hunger and exposure, the sweet scent of hope tickles his nose. With his last burst of strength he chases after it, but will it lead him to salvation or damnation?Read More...
A weak man declares his love to a fearsome Salamander… Hilarity ensues.Read More...