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A Meeting with The All Seeing Hakutaku

14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5 (14 votes) (4.21)

Our story began in an age of wonder and mystery, when monsters still roamed the lands and humans were…
No, not that. What’s the main character gonna do? Save the day? We need something different.

Hmm…

Long ago in a distant land, I Ak-… no.

He had to keep walking. He had to if he wanted to make it out of here. In the dying forest far from civilization…
No no no. Ugghhhh!

How was she supposed to come up with a story like this?!

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McSabbath’s

37 votes, average: 4.46 out of 537 votes, average: 4.46 out of 537 votes, average: 4.46 out of 537 votes, average: 4.46 out of 537 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5 (37 votes) (4.46)

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Meido Mart

63 votes, average: 4.67 out of 563 votes, average: 4.67 out of 563 votes, average: 4.67 out of 563 votes, average: 4.67 out of 563 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (63 votes) (4.67)

“Cleanup in aisle C7, cleanup in ais-oh. Ahem.

Attention shoppers! Attention shoppers! Live product demonstration in aisle C7. I repeat, live product demonstration in aisle C7. How to wash tomato-based sauces off rugs and carpets using the TurboScrub 5-in-1 Vacuum Cleaner from Gremlin Grade Co. After our demonstration, ask about how you could qualify for 25% off any Gremlin Grade products, today only! Once again, live product demonstration in aisle C7. Thank you for shopping at Meido Mart.”

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Toy Capsule Shrine

43 votes, average: 4.65 out of 543 votes, average: 4.65 out of 543 votes, average: 4.65 out of 543 votes, average: 4.65 out of 543 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5 (43 votes) (4.65)

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The Great Anuby-Chan Detective

41 votes, average: 4.88 out of 541 votes, average: 4.88 out of 541 votes, average: 4.88 out of 541 votes, average: 4.88 out of 541 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5 (41 votes) (4.88)

I can see my sweet little baby girl on her momma’s lap, fixing me with those big beautiful auburn eyes as she absently is sucking on an oversized paw-digit.

“Is that what’s going on, Pumpkin princess?” I ask her sweetly as I stride across the room, stooping to give her a little kiss on the forehead.

However, instead of standing up right away, I playfully cock my ear as though I’m listening to something my baby daughter has to say.

“Oh? Really? Well….I’ll ask her, but…..”

“What?” Sakaali asks defensively.

“She says ‘Mama’s full of crap’….damn shame, her first words, too.”

The bigger Anubis playfully smacks me with her paw by way of response.

“She also says ‘You’re too old to geek out to some kid’s show’ and….oh yeah- ‘Stop hitting daddy’.”

“I…it’s not just a kid’s show.” she stammers defensively.

“If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and….well….goes ‘quack quack’.”

“I grew up with this show, Graham.”

I shoot her a skeptical look.

“Really? How old were you when it came out…?”

She looks away from me before quietly murmuring.

“F-fifteen.”

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