How to keep your virginity for Dummies
(7 votes) (3.86)Yet another shitty greentext from yours truly. Based on the ‘How to for dummies’ books.
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(7 votes) (3.86)Late Getting Home
(16 votes) (4.25)What a day. Today was super busy at work so I’m running late getting home. Doesn’t help that I forgot to call my wife until pretty much just now. It also so happens that my phone is dead, so I’m sure she was trying to call me the whole time. She’s not going to be happy when I get home.
I pull up to our place and step out into the brisk night. I take one last deep breath before walking in.
“Where the hell have you been?” an annoyed sounding voice asks right as I step in. In the entry way, with her paws on her hips, was my Hellhound wife.
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Saturday Breakfast
Sojourn’s End Chapter 2, Sojourn’s Ender
(5 votes) (4.20)“Here on the Chaos, Upper Left, Board for each player there are ten Servitors also known as Shoggoth. They serve as the boards Pawns. Two Mind Flayers as Rooks, two Night Gaunts as Knights, two Mi-Go as Priests, and two Yith as Merchants. Finally, we have one Cthulhu as King and one Cthylla as Queen.”
“Wait!” said Yasu with a triumphant smile. “If the Shoggoth are referred to as servitors then this set must be truly old.”
“You are correct Yasu. This one fact alone gives us an indication of just how truly ancient this set is.”
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I Miss You
Panty Thief Short – Alp
(4 votes) (4.25)An Alp named Felix is one of Glasses’ friends. Felix used to be a regular human male until ‘an accident’ between him and a succubus caused him to turn into an Alp. Although alarming, Glasses accepted Felix for who she was since Alping only affected men who are feminine, right?
Felix was already in the middle of studying when Glasses called in. Being that she was comfortable in her desk studying, she decided that it wouldn’t be harmful to invite his friend over. They were only guy and girl who used to be a guy, right?
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(10 votes) (3.90)Tia knew she was beat when her mother called her by her full name. But it still rankled her that her younger sister was keeping her from her goal.
There were times she wished there was in fact a Goblin King who could be bribed to take away younger siblings.
This time most of all.
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(11 votes) (4.27)As the Interspecies Exchange Program is set to make its US debut, a down-on-his-luck man watching events unfold from rural New Mexico weighs his options.
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