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Avoiding Involuntary Matrimony for Males (A.I.M.M.)

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So, after several years of writing my column:  ‘Avoiding Involuntary Marriage for Males’, I’ve been tasked by my editor to come in and write a full-page article. She wants this one to contain my best tips, and updated advice that I’ve gleaned from my past columns that will help any unmolested males from being (not-Raped) involuntarily married.

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Cut and Run, Chapter 1

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Well anyways, when I finally regained consciousness, I found myself aboard a train headed for parts east, and I was trussed up like a Krampus Day Turkey. I soon found out that I was suspended horizontally about a couple of feet from the ceiling of the luggage car, with my head banging against the wall in tune with the swaying of the train.
Turning my head I was able to view below me a Green Oni who appeared to be my guard. She was sitting in a chair underneath me, occasionally glancing up, but with most of her attention fixed upon that Eastern Asian crossword puzzle, what do they call it again? Soo-boo-koo? Did I say Eastern Asian? I meant to say Mist Continent! My bad.
After a couple of hours of my hanging there, I asked her if she could let me go so I could take care of some business. I asked her politely several times to let me go. I even said the magic word: Asshole.

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The Sweetness of Poisoned Fruit

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(My first attempt at Noir, probably as dextrious as a teenager at a bra strap, but I figured it was high time I tried something other than Slice-Of-Life or High Fantasy.

This one’s a little bleak, some might say edgy in places, I did try to limit that and make the grimderp have a definite purpose, but if you’re looking for a happy ending, you won’t find it here.)

Trent is a Private Investigator in the sprawling metropolis known colloquially to Humans as ‘Monster Girl City’. A seemingly chance encounter lands him a high profile case which will not only test his abilities, but may force him to face all that he left behind. Because in the MGC, nothing stays buried for long…

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