So, after several years of writing my column: ‘Avoiding Involuntary Marriage for Males’, I’ve been tasked by my editor to come in and write a full-page article. She wants this one to contain my best tips, and updated advice that I’ve gleaned from my past columns that will help any unmolested males from being (not-Raped) involuntarily married.Read More...
Well anyways, when I finally regained consciousness, I found myself aboard a train headed for parts east, and I was trussed up like a Krampus Day Turkey. I soon found out that I was suspended horizontally about a couple of feet from the ceiling of the luggage car, with my head banging against the wall in tune with the swaying of the train.
Turning my head I was able to view below me a Green Oni who appeared to be my guard. She was sitting in a chair underneath me, occasionally glancing up, but with most of her attention fixed upon that Eastern Asian crossword puzzle, what do they call it again? Soo-boo-koo? Did I say Eastern Asian? I meant to say Mist Continent! My bad.
After a couple of hours of my hanging there, I asked her if she could let me go so I could take care of some business. I asked her politely several times to let me go. I even said the magic word: Asshole.
(My first attempt at Noir, probably as dextrious as a teenager at a bra strap, but I figured it was high time I tried something other than Slice-Of-Life or High Fantasy.
This one’s a little bleak, some might say edgy in places, I did try to limit that and make the grimderp have a definite purpose, but if you’re looking for a happy ending, you won’t find it here.)
Trent is a Private Investigator in the sprawling metropolis known colloquially to Humans as ‘Monster Girl City’. A seemingly chance encounter lands him a high profile case which will not only test his abilities, but may force him to face all that he left behind. Because in the MGC, nothing stays buried for long…Read More...