(13 votes) (4.77)
I approached Messalina, who had been awaiting my decision with amusement. She looked like the Cat who had caught a Leviathan.
“Anything at all, you say, Messalina?” I asked, sweetly.
“Yes, Arawn, provided that it ends with at least one orgasm.” She smiled that predators grin again at me.
“You can be assured that such will occur, Milady.”
“Very well, then Arawn, I am intrigued. What do you propose?” I leaned close to her, and whispered what I had in mind into her long-pointed ear. She reacted immediately.
“You CAN’T be serious!” she scoffed, alarmed, as she jerked herself away from me wild eyed.
I remained where I was, grinning.
(25 votes) (4.60)
Are you enjoying your stay with us thus far? Yes? Most excellent!
I see you have been walking around the hotel quite a bit, getting to know what each floor has to offer. Although normally this is a good, I must express some concerns with a few certain floors. Probably the safest one that you should be concerned with is the second basement level floor. The floor itself isn’t per say dangerous, but it is fairly easy to get lost in. It’s the only floor where the numbers aren’t in order. Supposedly there is a pattern to them, but I’ve never figured it out myself. Rumor has it that the floor was designed by the first echidna that ever moved in to this place. Amazing, is it not?
Regardless, many of the residents are nice, and are willing to give a helping hand to a lost guest. But be warned, do not, I repeat, do not open any of the chests or jars that line the hallways. The residents do not take kindly to those who barge into their homes… so please remember to knock, they will come out on their own.
As long as you do that, you shouldn’t really have any issues on that floor. Just please remember to follow that one rule… the last person that didn’t went missing for a week. We eventually found him passed out and naked on the seventh floor. So, again, please keep that in mind.
Thank you, and enjoy your night here at the Covet Corner Hotel!