Tag Archives: Lizardman

Paladin Reintegration Programme

38 votes, average: 4.89 out of 538 votes, average: 4.89 out of 538 votes, average: 4.89 out of 538 votes, average: 4.89 out of 538 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5 (38 votes) (4.89)

-One of my older stories, edited with the same level of care and attention of a Kubo Tite background and aged like fine milk, this truly will count as something you’ve read today-

Times were hard for the humble Paladin. The Demon Lord had won, and monstergirls were now accepted throughout the kingdom. A Paladin no longer had any place in a world where men now freely slept with these monstrous women. But the new government was determined to retrain these poor men, and reintegrate them into decent society. No matter what the cost.

“How many more times are you going to get sent here this week!?”

You bravely faced your foe, a mighty dragon. But you had battled this monstrosity many a time before, and were not afraid. You were Sir Alfred Yaleton, noble Paladin and servant of our most wondrous Chief Goddess. Compared to her love this demon was but a helpless child. By the end of the day many a tale would be told about your heroic vanquishing of Kathy from Human Resources.

“You kneed Heather in the face! All she did was offer you a titfuck!” The dragon snarled. The evil beast was correct, you had indeed battled with the foul Holstaurus from accounting, and tasted sweet victory before your nemesis had summoned you into her dark lair. “You might have given her concussion, you fuckwit!” Smoke billowed from her mouth as she glowered down at you. Her room had been made fireproof due to health and safety concerns, the concerns being that she might burn down this building like the last two she was stationed at.

How such a mighty warrior had fallen, not long ago you were a legend, a protector of the innocent. Songs were sung of your great deeds by the finest bards of the land, and Tom Jones. But now you simply toiled away in an office surrounded by the repugnant beasts who you once fought bitterly against.

“Ara ara! Alfie’s been a naughty boy!” cooed an Arachne hanging from the ceiling. You didn’t know what kind of incantation “ara ara” was, but you thought it best to assume she was attempting to curse you. You reached for your holy shield to protect yourself, only to remember it was confiscated last week, when you hit that Lizardwoman in the head with it for slapping your ass.

Read More...

Wizardquest 2: Chapter 19- Girl’s Best Friend

14 votes, average: 4.43 out of 514 votes, average: 4.43 out of 514 votes, average: 4.43 out of 514 votes, average: 4.43 out of 514 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5 (14 votes) (4.43)

The die is cast, you’ve sided with Ammon. While the city falls to chaos, the man brings you to his safehouse and explains his plan while letting all of you get a much deserved rest. Of course, as you don’t know if you’ll live tomorrow, you might as well get something else off your chest…

Read More...

Wizardquest 2: Chapter 17- Holy Rock

13 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5 (13 votes) (4.38)

The Pharaoh has unleashed one of her strongest weapons to take down the Violet Sands, no matter the cost. Filled with an unsettling revelation, your party heads toward the Great Temple of the Twins, where another revelation of sorts is made clear to you…

Read More...