(15 votes) (4.47)
I hope you’re enjoying your stay with us here at the Covet Corner Hotel.
We’ve been proudly providing service and comfort for twenty years now, imagine that! Well… that’s not completely true, but it’s not a lie either.
Either way, have you been enjoying the visits to each of the floors thus far? I hope so, they all have something interesting or unique in them, and I don’t mean just the residents on those floors. For example, did you know that the seventh floor is where we keep the criminals? The floor makes up most of the security team in the hotel, so we put the jail up there too. We don’t really use it very often… it’s really more of cool down room for particularly violent mamono when they’re in heat.
Yep, so if you find yourself behind bars, you’re probably up there… or four floors below us… hopefully you’re up there.
Oh, there I go rambling again, sorry for distracting you for so long.
Enjoy your day, and thanks again for staying here at the Covet Corner Hotel.
(19 votes) (4.53)
Are you enjoying your stay with us thus far? Yes? Most excellent!
I see you have been walking around the hotel quite a bit, getting to know what each floor has to offer. Although normally this is a good, I must express some concerns with a few certain floors. Probably the safest one that you should be concerned with is the second basement level floor. The floor itself isn’t per say dangerous, but it is fairly easy to get lost in. It’s the only floor where the numbers aren’t in order. Supposedly there is a pattern to them, but I’ve never figured it out myself. Rumor has it that the floor was designed by the first echidna that ever moved in to this place. Amazing, is it not?
Regardless, many of the residents are nice, and are willing to give a helping hand to a lost guest. But be warned, do not, I repeat, do not open any of the chests or jars that line the hallways. The residents do not take kindly to those who barge into their homes… so please remember to knock, they will come out on their own.
As long as you do that, you shouldn’t really have any issues on that floor. Just please remember to follow that one rule… the last person that didn’t went missing for a week. We eventually found him passed out and naked on the seventh floor. So, again, please keep that in mind.
Thank you, and enjoy your night here at the Covet Corner Hotel!
(20 votes) (4.70)
Hmm… you seem a bit tired, is something the matter? Not getting enough sleep at night? Or perhaps something else is weighing on your mind. Oh forgive me, I didn’t mean to pry. Either way, whatever it may be, I would recommend a nice relaxing stroll to put the mind at ease, or perhaps a picnic followed by a short nap afterwards… it is about that time anyways.
If you are in the mood for this, I’d recommend paying a visit to the third floor. It’s quite nice up there, that floor can brighten up anyone’s mood.
I personally find the floor a bit boring since there isn’t much else to do up there, but it’s a wonderful place to simply unwind and take it easy for a spell. And don’t worry too much about the other guests on that floor, they’re all quite easygoing folk.
Ah, seems like you’re interested. Well, I won’t delay you any longer. Enjoy you visit to the third floor.
And again, thank you for staying here at the Covet Corner Hotel.
(12 votes) (4.75)
It’s another wonderful day here at the Covet Corner Hotel. Are you enjoying your stay with us here so far?
If you feel like it’s getting a bit chilly, I would recommend paying a visit to the eighth floor for a bit. But don’t stay there too long, it’s absolutely dreadful at noon. There is a nice marketplace up there though with a large variety of merchandise, so if you do plan on staying up there for a while, I would suggest paying it a visit.
I hope you enjoy your visit to the eighth floor, and thank you for staying here at the Covet Corner Hotel.
(19 votes) (4.63)
We hope you enjoyed your first night here with us. Are you planning on staying another night? Yes? Excellent!
Since you’re going to stay a bit longer, I would recommend you take a look around the hotel. Every floor here is different from the other, each offering a unique experience. You should pay a visit to every floor you can during your stay here with us, I guarantee you won’t regret it, we even offer tours if you wish to go in a group. But, please do remember, do not get overwhelmed by the sights, you’re still in the hotel after all. Oh, there’s a tour going on now, I’d try to catch them if I were you.
Ah yes, thank you for choosing to stay with us a bit longer.
Enjoy your tour!
And if you’re going to the third basement floor, pinch your nose before the elevator opens!