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Paladin Reintegration Programme

48 votes, average: 4.83 out of 548 votes, average: 4.83 out of 548 votes, average: 4.83 out of 548 votes, average: 4.83 out of 548 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (48 votes) (4.83)

-One of my older stories, edited with the same level of care and attention of a Kubo Tite background and aged like fine milk, this truly will count as something you’ve read today-

Times were hard for the humble Paladin. The Demon Lord had won, and monstergirls were now accepted throughout the kingdom. A Paladin no longer had any place in a world where men now freely slept with these monstrous women. But the new government was determined to retrain these poor men, and reintegrate them into decent society. No matter what the cost.

“How many more times are you going to get sent here this week!?”

You bravely faced your foe, a mighty dragon. But you had battled this monstrosity many a time before, and were not afraid. You were Sir Alfred Yaleton, noble Paladin and servant of our most wondrous Chief Goddess. Compared to her love this demon was but a helpless child. By the end of the day many a tale would be told about your heroic vanquishing of Kathy from Human Resources.

“You kneed Heather in the face! All she did was offer you a titfuck!” The dragon snarled. The evil beast was correct, you had indeed battled with the foul Holstaurus from accounting, and tasted sweet victory before your nemesis had summoned you into her dark lair. “You might have given her concussion, you fuckwit!” Smoke billowed from her mouth as she glowered down at you. Her room had been made fireproof due to health and safety concerns, the concerns being that she might burn down this building like the last two she was stationed at.

How such a mighty warrior had fallen, not long ago you were a legend, a protector of the innocent. Songs were sung of your great deeds by the finest bards of the land, and Tom Jones. But now you simply toiled away in an office surrounded by the repugnant beasts who you once fought bitterly against.

“Ara ara! Alfie’s been a naughty boy!” cooed an Arachne hanging from the ceiling. You didn’t know what kind of incantation “ara ara” was, but you thought it best to assume she was attempting to curse you. You reached for your holy shield to protect yourself, only to remember it was confiscated last week, when you hit that Lizardwoman in the head with it for slapping your ass.

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Let’s Adopt A…(Kikimora)

27 votes, average: 4.19 out of 527 votes, average: 4.19 out of 527 votes, average: 4.19 out of 527 votes, average: 4.19 out of 527 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5 (27 votes) (4.19)

Young, abandoned Kikimora looking for a kind master, and father to work for, and learn from. Currently has abandonment issues, fairly clingy, a tad moody, a bit clumsy, and still new to a lot of things, but she has a heart of gold, and very affectionate and hard working!

Anyone interested in raising a little maid, please visit our Orphanage at your latest convenience.

xoxo- Katy- [Founder]

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Blackstaff

12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 512 votes, average: 4.50 out of 512 votes, average: 4.50 out of 512 votes, average: 4.50 out of 512 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (12 votes) (4.50)

-Written for the Kikimora/Satyros contest a while back. This is the story of a Kikimora who wants to be an adventurer, encountering a drunken acquaintance, scheming mages, annoying Shoggoths, dark gods and far too many adverbs along the way-

“How the hell did you manage to get kicked out of a Bacchus temple for being drunk and disorderly?” Susan tried not to sound too impressed, but this really was a special feat. The temple was legendary for not giving a shit.

Kalista leaned forward, still swaying a little. “You ever hear of something called ‘Feeblemind’?” She asked with a grin.

“You mean that thing the Chaos worshippers drink for their rituals?”

“Yeah, that’s the stuff.” The cocky look on the Satyros’ face was replaced by confusion. She scratched her ear. “How’d you know?”

“You told me. You said you’d have to be insane to drink it.”

“…I did?” Kalista asked, looking distantly to the side in thought. Eventually she just shook her head and regained her cheerful composure. “Well, anyway, I was getting bored of the temple’s wine and fancied a change. So I got this bottle of the cultist’s stuff and thought it sounded like one hell of a party. Can’t really remember the rest…”

Susan sat upright with her eyes widened in horror. “You actually drank that stuff? Do you even know what’s in it?”

“Well, no.” Kalista said, downing the remains of her pint. “I wouldn’t really want to, either. I get the feeling it’d just put me off. Fancy another drink?”

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Monster Girls 2020: Monster Date, the Newest Dating App!

44 votes, average: 4.23 out of 544 votes, average: 4.23 out of 544 votes, average: 4.23 out of 544 votes, average: 4.23 out of 544 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5 (44 votes) (4.23)

A man down on his luck watched the news one day to find a new app is sweeping the nation. With nothing to lose, he downloads it and finds it works far better than he had dared to hope.

First actual story set in the original Monster Girls 2020 setting

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Uncertain Hearts

24 votes, average: 4.25 out of 524 votes, average: 4.25 out of 524 votes, average: 4.25 out of 524 votes, average: 4.25 out of 524 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5 (24 votes) (4.25)

Istandrine. A chilly, dark, dreary land full of whispers, superstition, and hushed secrets, sequestered in forested hills and rife with ancient, dubious intent. Not normally the sort of place one wants to visit, for business or pleasure. But for Comtesse Vanisa de Gwynn, a Satyros who doesn’t truly know what she wants from life, maybe it’s the perfect place?

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Contest entry for Kikimora & Satyros contest.

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