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Panty Thief Short – Alp

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An Alp named Felix is one of Glasses’ friends. Felix used to be a regular human male until ‘an accident’ between him and a succubus caused him to turn into an Alp. Although alarming, Glasses accepted Felix for who she was since Alping only affected men who are feminine, right?

Felix was already in the middle of studying when Glasses called in. Being that she was comfortable in her desk studying, she decided that it wouldn’t be harmful to invite his friend over. They were only guy and girl who used to be a guy, right?

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Panty Thief Short – Kikimora

11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 511 votes, average: 3.55 out of 511 votes, average: 3.55 out of 511 votes, average: 3.55 out of 511 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5 (11 votes) (3.55)

Glasses sat in the passenger addon as the Vice President was manning the motorcycle. They slowed to a stop as they arrived in front of the dormitory of their target. Glasses took out a megaphone. The air around was warm enough that he was only wearing a short-sleeved shirt. There were several of the Kikimora in the lawn conversing with each other.

“The President was right. It is a very nice day outside. I might even go outside of the dorms after this and walk a little.” Glasses said to the Vice President. “It certainly is. I might even make some tea.”

“Your tea is the best! I can’t wait.”

“We have a job to do. Are you ready?” Glasses nodded and stood up in his seat, facing the dormitory. He set the megaphone on it’s highest setting. The nearby Kikimoras looked at Glasses in curiosity as they heard the megaphone being set.

He took a deep breath before he shouted into the megaphone, his voice echoing through the dormitory as he said the following. “I require a servant to have full devotion to me, your master!” Silence. The plan had failed. None of the Kikimoras were exiting the dorm. Suddenly, the ground shook as a large wave of Kikimoras break open the main doors and headed straight towards Glasses and the Vice President. The Vice President floored the accelerator, and they ran off as a stampede of Kikimoras followed them. The dormitory was empty, with it’s doors wide open. Not one Kikimora had stayed behind.

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