Second Place in the 2019 Christmas long story entry
Since my last contest entry had no smut, this one has a fair share of it.
“…Hm~ well I suppose my partner did try to lead her on…how are you doing in there sweetie?” A newly wedded wife asked her husband in a rather troubling situation.
“…All I said was that her fire looked cool, and we were thinking about adopting someone” The recently hitched husband replied.
He was left squatting in a small cage with a little Will-O-Wisp cuddling him, the flames dissipating enough displaying the young girl’s satisfaction.
“W-we can take him out of the cage soon! Sweetie, maybe we talk about this first-” Katy began.
“No! My dad!” The Will-O-Wisp was rather defiant.
“Mizari taught you better than this you know” Katy reminded her.
“B-but…no one loves me~” the Will-O-Wisp started to cry.
“Aw, don’t feel too bad…you kind of reminded me of when I was young, and dressed up all goth, and stuff, it’s cool” the man assured.
“No~” Katy groaned under her breath while the wife sighed to herself.
“MY DAD!” The Will-O-Wisp cheered up right away, and squeezed him with new vigor.
And waited… until finally they cars began to appear… it was time.
“My- this has certainly turned into a most eventful evening.” Mari tittered. “According to my father, it was quite common for adventurers, mercenaries and heroes to have a rowdy night like this before embarking on some sort of quest….”
“Yeah- but I’m none of those. And I don’t really think I’ll be embarking on any kind of quest anytime soon.”
“You’d be surprised, Jacob. Never say ‘never’. Besides, weren’t you a soldier?”
“Katy…I-I had heard rumors that you have hired a b-b-boy here?” The Oomukade asked.
“Hm? Oh! You’re talking about our Anon. Yes he is the new employee, in fact he’s going to be showing up any moment now. If you want to you can stay and say hello. I’m sure he’d love to meet-” Katy began.
“He’s coming here! Now!? B-b-but I-I’m not ready! I-I don’t even have a topic of conversation! I-I’m sorry! I-I have to go!” She quickly began to panic.
“Please you need to calm down, I bet you two could actually click if you just-and you’re already running away…” Katy said watching her employee run away.