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“Did you not read your contract?” he asked.
“What contract? She took a breast enhancement mutagen,” Sam insisted.
The doctor blanched. “Oh dear. That is unfortunate.”
“What is happening to me?” I demanded.
“Well, it seems as though you’ve stumbled across one vial from a lot of bovine mutagen that was reported missing a few weeks ago. This mutagen is very potent, very strictly regulated. It is a speciating mutagen, resulting in a fundamental change in the genetic and physical makeup of the subject it is administered to,” he explained.
“What does that mean?” Sam asked.
“It means that you are transforming into what is colloquially known as a cowgirl, a genetically engineered hybrid designed for maximized milk production.”
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A brief overview of the beautiful and alluring Homobos taurusapiens, commonly known as cowgirl / holstaur.
Common Name: Cowgirl, Holstaur
Species: Homobos taurusapiens
Physical Characteristics: A cowgirl is a humanoid cross-species, with obvious bovine physiological traits. These traits include ivory horns of varying length, thickness, and coloration as well as large cow-like ears capable of changing direction in response sound and emotional reactions. Cowgirls also lack canines, possessing an additional set of molars in their place as well as an elongated tongue to aid in grazing. Cowgirls have Holstein patterned and fur pigmentation, soft fur covering the arms, legs, back, and buttocks, but notably absent from the face, neck, chest, abdominal and groin region.