Finding out that more portals will open in the not to distant future, Jason must make a decision: drink away his problems or face them head-on. But maybe going a few rounds with a bigger adversary may help him clear his head, or just lose it.Read More...
Sent on a mission to explore ancient ruins, a scholar discovers there is a great deal about monsters he does not know, and is given an intimate opportunity to discover the truth that has been hidden from him. Features an arachne and a slime. Explicit content.Read More...
-One of my older stories, edited with the same level of care and attention of a Kubo Tite background and aged like fine milk, this truly will count as something you’ve read today-
Times were hard for the humble Paladin. The Demon Lord had won, and monstergirls were now accepted throughout the kingdom. A Paladin no longer had any place in a world where men now freely slept with these monstrous women. But the new government was determined to retrain these poor men, and reintegrate them into decent society. No matter what the cost.
“How many more times are you going to get sent here this week!?”
You bravely faced your foe, a mighty dragon. But you had battled this monstrosity many a time before, and were not afraid. You were Sir Alfred Yaleton, noble Paladin and servant of our most wondrous Chief Goddess. Compared to her love this demon was but a helpless child. By the end of the day many a tale would be told about your heroic vanquishing of Kathy from Human Resources.
“You kneed Heather in the face! All she did was offer you a titfuck!” The dragon snarled. The evil beast was correct, you had indeed battled with the foul Holstaurus from accounting, and tasted sweet victory before your nemesis had summoned you into her dark lair. “You might have given her concussion, you fuckwit!” Smoke billowed from her mouth as she glowered down at you. Her room had been made fireproof due to health and safety concerns, the concerns being that she might burn down this building like the last two she was stationed at.
How such a mighty warrior had fallen, not long ago you were a legend, a protector of the innocent. Songs were sung of your great deeds by the finest bards of the land, and Tom Jones. But now you simply toiled away in an office surrounded by the repugnant beasts who you once fought bitterly against.
“Ara ara! Alfie’s been a naughty boy!” cooed an Arachne hanging from the ceiling. You didn’t know what kind of incantation “ara ara” was, but you thought it best to assume she was attempting to curse you. You reached for your holy shield to protect yourself, only to remember it was confiscated last week, when you hit that Lizardwoman in the head with it for slapping your ass.Read More...
“Daddy! Daddy! Look-look! I’m sleepy now!” Chloe cheered.
“…Okay~” you reply.
“*Yaw~n* actually I’m really sleepy…I think I’m gonna sit this day out, and just take a nap…you’ll be okay without me right daddy?” Chloe asked.
“I think I can handle myself just fine, just get some rest if you’re feeling sleepy okay, I have a lot of work to do, and I want to study more about ghosts so I can help you. I got a busy day today” you reply.
“I know you do…you’re a real hard worker sometimes dad, but don’t forget to have fun too okay? I want to play games with you when I get stronger so don’t forget” Chloe reminded you.
“Of course we’ll play lot’s of games” you assure her.Read More...
“Luke, I’ve got a problem.” He says instead. I raise my eyebrows.
“Remember back in episode fifteen, you made a snide ass remark concerning the Oomukade?” He mentioned. I screw up my face in thought for a few seconds, and then it hits me.
“Oh yeah! I think so,” I reply, “Something about them creeping me out, or some such.” I finish, as I repress a shudder at the thought of one of them. Yeah, they really do creep my tail out.Read More...
The Dragon then returned her attention back to Arawn.
“You!” she shouted angrily. “Do not think to soil me with your touch again Human!” she railed at him. But Arawn’s attention wasn’t on the outraged Dragon, instead it was still fixated on Jenny’s current actions.
She reached up and with a twist, removed the now useless cannon from her chest. Then she casually cast it aside. As he watched, Arawn noted that her chest-armor automatically began to cover the hole within seconds.
“Katy…I was wondering about one of our newer children we’ve taken in…” a very important Yuki-Onna wondered.
“And here I thought you were still hibernating from the warm weather…yes, I am very concerned myself, but I’m surprise to see you take notice too” Katy said.
“Well our newest spirit seems awfully distant from the rest of the children…my Yuki-Warashi can’t seem to get through to her too” the Yuki-Onna said.
“It’s to be expected, she was raised in a…certain way…perhaps our newest employee can-” Katy began before shutting herself up.
“Newest what now? Did I hear that correctly? You hired someone under my radar…*tsk-tsk* Katy, as Co-founder of our little Orphanage, I should have been made aware of this newcomer’s presence” the Yuki-Onna answered sternly, though the smile she wore spoke of a completely different attitude.
“Well you have a…colorful history you know…one that I would rather not have our new employee get involved…not until he’s ready. Don’t want to scare him off-” Katy added before she realized she’s revealed too much.
“He!? Male!? Well-well-well…now I’m curious…but not curious enough to deal with the heat…I’ll drop by soon though…very soon~” the Yuki-Onna giggled to herself before vanishing in a flurry of snow and wind.
“…Oh dear…I sure hope Anon can forgive me…” Katy murmured under her breath.Read More...
Tou (pronounced Too) has to survive amongst a modern town in ruins. After the monster girl raid, Tou is left to wonder among the ruined town. As such, he has to survive on his own. He must know what truly happen to his ruined town. Otherwise he can’t piece that true meaning. He must know who were the Invaders. To know the purpose of the confusion.Read More...
You did it, somehow someway you got the job, and your first day is here and now! Meeting Katy for the first time you realize she’s surprisingly casual, especially considering the stories you have read about Echidnas in the past.
You can’t help, but wonder what your new job has in store, you hope the uniform looks cool, and not at all embarrassing to be seen in.
Then there’s the building neighboring the Orphanage, a shrine said to be taken care of by beautiful shrine maidens, and their head priest said to give incredible blessings to a certain chosen number of people. It might be worth a shot to buy a lucky charm of some kind while you’re at it right?Read More...
One foot, two foot, three foot, four
How many species have much more?
Jane hugs once
Her father worries twice
Making friends has no heavy price