Smut and Chum

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“Luke, I’ve got a problem.” He says instead. I raise my eyebrows.

“What exactly?”

“Remember back in episode fifteen, you made a snide ass remark concerning the Oomukade?” He mentioned. I screw up my face in thought for a few seconds, and then it hits me.

“Oh yeah! I think so,” I reply, “Something about them creeping me out, or some such.” I finish, as I repress a shudder at the thought of one of them. Yeah, they really do creep my tail out.

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Little Monster Miracle Orphanage (Day 7)

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“Oh? It’s rare to see you topside like this. I hope this is good news” Katy began seeing one of her star employees enter her office.

“Katy…I-I had heard rumors that you have hired a b-b-boy here?” The Oomukade asked.

“Hm? Oh! You’re talking about our Anon. Yes he is the new employee, in fact he’s going to be showing up any moment now. If you want to you can stay and say hello. I’m sure he’d love to meet-” Katy began.

“He’s coming here! Now!? B-b-but I-I’m not ready! I-I don’t even have a topic of conversation! I-I’m sorry! I-I have to go!” She quickly began to panic.

“Please you need to calm down, I bet you two could actually click if you just-and you’re already running away…” Katy said watching her employee run away.

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Little Monster Miracle Orphanage (Day 6)

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“Katy-Katy! Where is our newbie!? My shipment just came in, and I have the perfect prank to break him in!” Fubuki exclaimed holding a water based lubricant, black-light bulb, and a rubber chicken.

“Hate to rain on your parade Fubuki, but he has the day off” Katy explained.

“W-what!? No fair~!” Fubuki whined.

“Yes fair Fubuki, you’ll just have to do something else while he is away…like your job for instance” Katy said.

“Fine, I suppose it’s perfect timing too…he adopted a Ghost didn’t he?” Fubuki asked.

“Yes! She looked so~ happy too, I’m sure he’ll take great care of her” Katy assured.

“I’m sure the two will have a great time together” Fubuki agreed.

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Mors Funebris Ch. 2 P 6

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The Dragon then returned her attention back to Arawn.

“You!” she shouted angrily. “Do not think to soil me with your touch again Human!” she railed at him. But Arawn’s attention wasn’t on the outraged Dragon, instead it was still fixated on Jenny’s current actions.
She reached up and with a twist, removed the now useless cannon from her chest. Then she casually cast it aside. As he watched, Arawn noted that her chest-armor automatically began to cover the hole within seconds.

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