Category Archives: Monstergirl Profile

Grepsnek

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Once upon a time back when men were real men and lopped off heads and drank beer from the resulting skulls and bitched about the beer always dripping out of the eyesockets, one guy knew exactly what makes life worth living. Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life? Conan: Crush your pelvis. See her coiled around you. … Continue reading Grepsnek

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Peniscillin

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I swear to god, fate has played a cruel joke on me. All: “Hey, do some more monstergirl profiles!” Me: “I guess I could do that. Suggestions?” All: “DO A MATANGO!” Me: “Fuck no. Noone likes Matangos. I’ll do a random wiki page instead…” *click* Me: “I can’t believe it.” So you got a monster … Continue reading Peniscillin

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Getting stoned

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Soooooo last week we saw the release of a new girl, the Basilisk. She’s nothing like the european mythology version, but she does come with a built-in featherduster in her tail, making her the best lamia type for seeking employment as a maid. So what makes her different from most monstergirls or lamias in general? … Continue reading Getting stoned

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Touch the cow

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What do you get if you combine your fetish for Holstaurus with a healthy dose of Minotaurus and then add some naughty teacher-student play? Hakutakus. Not much to say here except Hakutaku has the potential to become best cow. Those horns were made for grabbing. They do have a compulsion for trying to teach you … Continue reading Touch the cow

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Can you eat her and still be vegetarian?

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So for those living under a rock, KC has released another monstergirl last week, the Flow Kelp. Looks like salad, sticks like duct tape, and her bathwater is considered a delicacy. So the whole spiel here is that she floats around and clings to men and is annoyingly impossible to remove, much like those suntanned … Continue reading Can you eat her and still be vegetarian?

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Weaselpower

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This is it. This is my favourite of all the recently released monstergirls. Also, we support eco-friendly energy. Meet the Raiju. This furball is hotter than a charged generator. Basically we are looking at the fluffy equivalent of the Thunderbird and she generates more electricity every time she orgasms. You know you got a winner … Continue reading Weaselpower

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