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Bird’s Eye View: Chapter 4- Bird Dogging

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“C’on Perri. Quit being so difficult and just get on down here.”

“Why? So you can get drunk and make me sleep in the barn again?” she asks loud enough for everyone to hear.

That flying fucking bullshit artist. I can’t see from down here, but I’m sure she has that infuriating smirk right now.

I grit my teeth.

“That’s…..” I begin to say through the megaphone. This wasn’t a mistake or a misunderstanding on her part- she was straight-up lying about my treatment of her in front of pretty much the whole county. Instinctively I was going to say “That’s not true” but then inspiration struck me.

Why not fight her bullshit with more bullshit?

“That’s because you keep dive-bombing my schnauzer! The poor thing is terrified of you now!”

Oh the look on her face. She’s been getting used to goading and teasing me, but not being on the receiving end of such treatment. The surprise and indignation on Perri’s face was visible even from my lowly position on the ground, and it was sweeter than any gooey, caramel covered confectionary.

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Variants

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*Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* The buzz and error message seemed to mock his over-eagerness, yet his jittery thumb immediately retried the familiar four-tap-sequence on reflex. His excitement betrayed him again however and another “Incorrect Code” message appeared. He took a deep breath, holding his smartphone in a whisper grip for him that still held it … Continue reading Variants

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The Covet Corner Hotel: Chapter 13 Finale

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Morning! How are you doing today?

What’s that? Oh. You’re checking out? That’s… sad to hear. I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay with us here. You have? That’s good.

Oh well, if there’s any place you haven’t seen, might as well do it now while you’re still here. For example, did you know that there are multiple lobbies in this hotel? Sure, they’re not as lively as the one here, but it’s still interesting to go take a look. Ah, I shouldn’t be trying to make you change your mind. Either way, I am glad to hear that you’ve enjoyed your stay here with us, and we do hope you come back sometime. Our doors are always open. Alright, you’re all set to go.

Goodbye, and thank you for staying here with us at the Covet Corner Hotel.

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