*A cackle is heard as the ad ends*
Another crate to count.
Everything seems to be going just about right… but where the hell did this thing come from? There’s nothing on it. No paper, no holes to see what’s inside, no crew member to keep an eye on it. Must’ve been left behind. Someone’s going to end up on spending the night in the crow’s nest if that’s the case.
Oh well, it’s not my problem. Time to finish the count and then get some lunch… hmm. Wonder what that was. Sounded like a knock… ehh, screw it. I’m hungry.
No, not that. What’s the main character gonna do? Save the day? We need something different.
Long ago in a distant land, I Ak-… no.
He had to keep walking. He had to if he wanted to make it out of here. In the dying forest far from civilization…
No no no. Ugghhhh!
How was she supposed to come up with a story like this?!
2405-02-14 11:21:14.105 Phase 0 : Loading Config…
2405-02-14 11:21:14.199 Phase 0 : Pre initialization events.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.253 Phase 0 : Creating dynamic key list.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.725 Phase 0 : Subset systems initialization.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.775 Phase 0 : Finished.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.900 Phase 1 : Initialize components …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.102 Phase 1 : Starting reactor …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.102 Phase 1 : Starting components …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.201 Phase 1 : Starting internal subsystems …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.230 Phase 1 : Starting channel commands …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.239 Phase 1 : Starting command channels …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.245 Phase 1 : Starting external subsystems …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.250 Phase 1 : Finished.
And waited… until finally they cars began to appear… it was time.
What’s that? Oh. You’re checking out? That’s… sad to hear. I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay with us here. You have? That’s good.
Oh well, if there’s any place you haven’t seen, might as well do it now while you’re still here. For example, did you know that there are multiple lobbies in this hotel? Sure, they’re not as lively as the one here, but it’s still interesting to go take a look. Ah, I shouldn’t be trying to make you change your mind. Either way, I am glad to hear that you’ve enjoyed your stay here with us, and we do hope you come back sometime. Our doors are always open. Alright, you’re all set to go.
Goodbye, and thank you for staying here with us at the Covet Corner Hotel.
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE FIGHT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR
THAT’S RIGHT, THE TRIALS OF THE VALKYRIES
WILL HE BE ABLE TO BEAT THEM ALL AND WALK AWAY WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS CASH?
OR WILL HE BE GOING HOME WITH ONE OF OUR LOVELY LADIES?
FIND OUT TONIGHT ON MWE!
(My entry from the speedwriting competition)
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