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Occasionally creative Has a secret fetish about monster girls

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Mistress of the Crypt: Halloween Special

10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 510 votes, average: 4.60 out of 510 votes, average: 4.60 out of 510 votes, average: 4.60 out of 510 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5 (10 votes) (4.60)

Are you ready for tonight’s special? Stay tuned for an all new episode of Mistress from the Crypt, with your favorite host, Mistress Cassandra! And remember, you too can shriek your way to the crypt! Find the secret message hidden throughout the episode and mail in your answer to the address below, and you could win a chance to experience the filming of the show! One grand prize winner will win a date with the crypt keeper herself, Cassandra. That’s right! So don’t touch that remote, and stay tuned. We know you’re DYING to watch.

*A cackle is heard as the ad ends*

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Pi-Rats of the Sea

23 votes, average: 3.91 out of 523 votes, average: 3.91 out of 523 votes, average: 3.91 out of 523 votes, average: 3.91 out of 523 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5 (23 votes) (3.91)

Another day at port.

Another crate to count.

Everything seems to be going just about right… but where the hell did this thing come from? There’s nothing on it. No paper, no holes to see what’s inside, no crew member to keep an eye on it. Must’ve been left behind. Someone’s going to end up on spending the night in the crow’s nest if that’s the case.

Oh well, it’s not my problem. Time to finish the count and then get some lunch… hmm. Wonder what that was. Sounded like a knock… ehh, screw it. I’m hungry.

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A Meeting with The All Seeing Hakutaku

17 votes, average: 4.12 out of 517 votes, average: 4.12 out of 517 votes, average: 4.12 out of 517 votes, average: 4.12 out of 517 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5 (17 votes) (4.12)

Our story began in an age of wonder and mystery, when monsters still roamed the lands and humans were…
No, not that. What’s the main character gonna do? Save the day? We need something different.

Hmm…

Long ago in a distant land, I Ak-… no.

He had to keep walking. He had to if he wanted to make it out of here. In the dying forest far from civilization…
No no no. Ugghhhh!

How was she supposed to come up with a story like this?!

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To Begin Anew: Journal Entry 1

20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 520 votes, average: 4.45 out of 520 votes, average: 4.45 out of 520 votes, average: 4.45 out of 520 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5 (20 votes) (4.45)

2405-02-14 11:21:14.002 Phase 0 : Startup initializing
2405-02-14 11:21:14.105 Phase 0 : Loading Config…
2405-02-14 11:21:14.199 Phase 0 : Pre initialization events.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.253 Phase 0 : Creating dynamic key list.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.725 Phase 0 : Subset systems initialization.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.775 Phase 0 : Finished.
2405-02-14 11:21:14.900 Phase 1 : Initialize components …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.102 Phase 1 : Starting reactor …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.102 Phase 1 : Starting components …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.201 Phase 1 : Starting internal subsystems …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.230 Phase 1 : Starting channel commands …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.239 Phase 1 : Starting command channels …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.245 Phase 1 : Starting external subsystems …
2405-02-14 11:21:15.250 Phase 1 : Finished.

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Debts of a Danuki

27 votes, average: 4.67 out of 527 votes, average: 4.67 out of 527 votes, average: 4.67 out of 527 votes, average: 4.67 out of 527 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (27 votes) (4.67)

A lone danuki silently watches the camera feed from her monitors as she awaits for her guest to arrive. She had only just received word that they would be arriving, simply not enough time to prepare. Not enough to escape. By now, eyes would be set on her and her location, ensuring that if anything were to occur that they would be informed of it. It was too late… there was only one thing that could be done.

She waited.

And waited.

And waited… until finally they cars began to appear… it was time.

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The Covet Corner Hotel: Chapter 13 Finale

39 votes, average: 4.72 out of 539 votes, average: 4.72 out of 539 votes, average: 4.72 out of 539 votes, average: 4.72 out of 539 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5 (39 votes) (4.72)

Morning! How are you doing today?

What’s that? Oh. You’re checking out? That’s… sad to hear. I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay with us here. You have? That’s good.

Oh well, if there’s any place you haven’t seen, might as well do it now while you’re still here. For example, did you know that there are multiple lobbies in this hotel? Sure, they’re not as lively as the one here, but it’s still interesting to go take a look. Ah, I shouldn’t be trying to make you change your mind. Either way, I am glad to hear that you’ve enjoyed your stay here with us, and we do hope you come back sometime. Our doors are always open. Alright, you’re all set to go.

Goodbye, and thank you for staying here with us at the Covet Corner Hotel.

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Mamono Wrestling Entertainment

17 votes, average: 4.00 out of 517 votes, average: 4.00 out of 517 votes, average: 4.00 out of 517 votes, average: 4.00 out of 517 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5 (17 votes) (4.00)

TONIGHT ON MWE
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE FIGHT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR
THAT’S RIGHT, THE TRIALS OF THE VALKYRIES
TONIGHT
ONE MAN
EIGHT OPPONENTS
ONE RING
WILL HE BE ABLE TO BEAT THEM ALL AND WALK AWAY WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS CASH?
OR WILL HE BE GOING HOME WITH ONE OF OUR LOVELY LADIES?
FIND OUT TONIGHT ON MWE!

(My entry from the speedwriting competition)

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McSabbath’s

39 votes, average: 4.38 out of 539 votes, average: 4.38 out of 539 votes, average: 4.38 out of 539 votes, average: 4.38 out of 539 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5 (39 votes) (4.38)

COME BY TO YOUR NEARBY McSABBATH’S AND TRY OUT OUR ALL NEW WITCHWICH! NOW AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME!

WHILE YOU’RE THERE ASK ABOUT OUR MEMBERSHIP PROGRAM! UPGRADE ANY ENTRÉE TO A COMBO MEAL UPON PRESENTING YOUR CARD TO THE CASHIER FOR FREE! THAT’S RIGHT, FREE! BUT THERE HAS TO BE CATCH, RIGHT? HOW MUCH DOES MEMBERSHIP COST YOU ASK? IF YOU COME INTO A McSABBATH’S RIGHT NOW AND ASK ABOUT GETTING A MEMBERSHIP, IT’S ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT’S RIGHT, NO COST TO YOU! ENJOY THE PERKS THAT COME WITH BEING A MEMBER WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY! APPLY TODAY!

This has been a message brought to you by The McSabbath’s Corporation of America.

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The Covet Corner Hotel: Chapter 12

20 votes, average: 4.65 out of 520 votes, average: 4.65 out of 520 votes, average: 4.65 out of 520 votes, average: 4.65 out of 520 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5 (20 votes) (4.65)

Morning!

Have you been enjoying your stay so far? I hope so.

These? Oh they’re treats from the fifth floor. Would you like some? They’re rather addicting so do pace yourself. I blame the Alraune Nectar that’s in it. OH! No no no! You don’t have to worry about it like that! They take out that part of it and make it similar to a simple, but better tasting, honey which they then use to make these snacks. These are the ‘virgin’ treats. They do make some of their treats using nothing but the extracted portion from the Alraune Nectar, but those are much more obvious and come with warnings to make sure you don’t accidentally eat one when you didn’t mean to.

If you’re really curious about how they make these, you could visit the facility up on the fifth floor. I believe they give tours of the place every now and then… Well, even if they don’t I would recommend going up there regardless, it’s a very relaxing spot to be in. Oh? You plan to go there right now? Wonderful! Please go right on ahead. Oh, and take some snacks with you, please! If they stay here I’ll end up eating all of them.

And again, thank you for staying at the Covet Corner Hotel.

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Terry’s Terror

23 votes, average: 4.04 out of 523 votes, average: 4.04 out of 523 votes, average: 4.04 out of 523 votes, average: 4.04 out of 523 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5 (23 votes) (4.04)

WELCOME TO THE MONSTER MOVIE MARATHON!!

Where we show you over twelve hours of classics, modern, and even newly released movies of your favorite slimy, scaly, and outright disgusting creatures from all over the world! That’s right, 12 hours, starting from 6 pm to 6 am ! But it’s not just one night, no! We’re doing a full week of nothing but your favorites! That’s right, a full seven night with squirming terrors of the night!

Each night we set up a different theme for your viewing pleasure, starting out with Scares from Space! Aliens, extraterrestrials, things from planet who knows where! If it ain’t from earth, we got it! We keep the ball rolling with Kaiju Calamities, followed up by everyone’s favorite, Undead Awakening!

Out from the waters we get Terrors from the Deep, and for something closer to home we have Science Gone Awry! Right before the grand finale, we bring Fantasy Meets Reality, and end the week with the Fan Favorites!
That’s right, we get the the movies you liked the most throughout the week and we play them back one last time! Just text us your favorite to 21415 (Standard message rates may apply)!

Stay tuned for the week-long Monster Movie Marathon, starting… now!

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