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Occasionally creative Has a secret fetish about monster girls

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Debts of a Danuki

23 votes, average: 4.78 out of 523 votes, average: 4.78 out of 523 votes, average: 4.78 out of 523 votes, average: 4.78 out of 523 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (23 votes) (4.78)

A lone danuki silently watches the camera feed from her monitors as she awaits for her guest to arrive. She had only just received word that they would be arriving, simply not enough time to prepare. Not enough to escape. By now, eyes would be set on her and her location, ensuring that if anything were to occur that they would be informed of it. It was too late… there was only one thing that could be done.

She waited.

And waited.

And waited… until finally they cars began to appear… it was time.

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The Covet Corner Hotel: Chapter 13 Finale

37 votes, average: 4.84 out of 537 votes, average: 4.84 out of 537 votes, average: 4.84 out of 537 votes, average: 4.84 out of 537 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5 (37 votes) (4.84)

Morning! How are you doing today?

What’s that? Oh. You’re checking out? That’s… sad to hear. I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay with us here. You have? That’s good.

Oh well, if there’s any place you haven’t seen, might as well do it now while you’re still here. For example, did you know that there are multiple lobbies in this hotel? Sure, they’re not as lively as the one here, but it’s still interesting to go take a look. Ah, I shouldn’t be trying to make you change your mind. Either way, I am glad to hear that you’ve enjoyed your stay here with us, and we do hope you come back sometime. Our doors are always open. Alright, you’re all set to go.

Goodbye, and thank you for staying here with us at the Covet Corner Hotel.

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Mamono Wrestling Entertainment

16 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5 (16 votes) (4.19)

TONIGHT ON MWE
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE FIGHT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR
THAT’S RIGHT, THE TRIALS OF THE VALKYRIES
TONIGHT
ONE MAN
EIGHT OPPONENTS
ONE RING
WILL HE BE ABLE TO BEAT THEM ALL AND WALK AWAY WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS CASH?
OR WILL HE BE GOING HOME WITH ONE OF OUR LOVELY LADIES?
FIND OUT TONIGHT ON MWE!

(My entry from the speedwriting competition)

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McSabbath’s

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COME BY TO YOUR NEARBY McSABBATH’S AND TRY OUT OUR ALL NEW WITCHWICH! NOW AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME!

WHILE YOU’RE THERE ASK ABOUT OUR MEMBERSHIP PROGRAM! UPGRADE ANY ENTRÉE TO A COMBO MEAL UPON PRESENTING YOUR CARD TO THE CASHIER FOR FREE! THAT’S RIGHT, FREE! BUT THERE HAS TO BE CATCH, RIGHT? HOW MUCH DOES MEMBERSHIP COST YOU ASK? IF YOU COME INTO A McSABBATH’S RIGHT NOW AND ASK ABOUT GETTING A MEMBERSHIP, IT’S ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT’S RIGHT, NO COST TO YOU! ENJOY THE PERKS THAT COME WITH BEING A MEMBER WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY! APPLY TODAY!

This has been a message brought to you by The McSabbath’s Corporation of America.

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The Covet Corner Hotel: Chapter 12

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Morning!

Have you been enjoying your stay so far? I hope so.

These? Oh they’re treats from the fifth floor. Would you like some? They’re rather addicting so do pace yourself. I blame the Alraune Nectar that’s in it. OH! No no no! You don’t have to worry about it like that! They take out that part of it and make it similar to a simple, but better tasting, honey which they then use to make these snacks. These are the ‘virgin’ treats. They do make some of their treats using nothing but the extracted portion from the Alraune Nectar, but those are much more obvious and come with warnings to make sure you don’t accidentally eat one when you didn’t mean to.

If you’re really curious about how they make these, you could visit the facility up on the fifth floor. I believe they give tours of the place every now and then… Well, even if they don’t I would recommend going up there regardless, it’s a very relaxing spot to be in. Oh? You plan to go there right now? Wonderful! Please go right on ahead. Oh, and take some snacks with you, please! If they stay here I’ll end up eating all of them.

And again, thank you for staying at the Covet Corner Hotel.

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Terry’s Terror

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WELCOME TO THE MONSTER MOVIE MARATHON!!

Where we show you over twelve hours of classics, modern, and even newly released movies of your favorite slimy, scaly, and outright disgusting creatures from all over the world! That’s right, 12 hours, starting from 6 pm to 6 am ! But it’s not just one night, no! We’re doing a full week of nothing but your favorites! That’s right, a full seven night with squirming terrors of the night!

Each night we set up a different theme for your viewing pleasure, starting out with Scares from Space! Aliens, extraterrestrials, things from planet who knows where! If it ain’t from earth, we got it! We keep the ball rolling with Kaiju Calamities, followed up by everyone’s favorite, Undead Awakening!

Out from the waters we get Terrors from the Deep, and for something closer to home we have Science Gone Awry! Right before the grand finale, we bring Fantasy Meets Reality, and end the week with the Fan Favorites!
That’s right, we get the the movies you liked the most throughout the week and we play them back one last time! Just text us your favorite to 21415 (Standard message rates may apply)!

Stay tuned for the week-long Monster Movie Marathon, starting… now!

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Meido Mart

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“Cleanup in aisle C7, cleanup in ais-oh. Ahem.

Attention shoppers! Attention shoppers! Live product demonstration in aisle C7. I repeat, live product demonstration in aisle C7. How to wash tomato-based sauces off rugs and carpets using the TurboScrub 5-in-1 Vacuum Cleaner from Gremlin Grade Co. After our demonstration, ask about how you could qualify for 25% off any Gremlin Grade products, today only! Once again, live product demonstration in aisle C7. Thank you for shopping at Meido Mart.”

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Toy Capsule Shrine

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Lone Peaks Mall!
We got it all here! Clothes! Games! Electronics! Shoes! Food! We have something for everyone!
With over one hundred stores to choose from, you can find everything you need for any situation!
Looking to get a new pair of running shoes? Try CleatCloset.
Need to get your phone fixed? There’s FixBit.
Just looking for a bite to eat? We have more than 30 restaurants to satisfy even the pickiest of eaters.
So what are you waiting for?
Head over to the Lone Peaks Mall today!

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The Covet Corner Hotel: Chapter 11

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Welcome back!

What’s that? You found a job in the hotel? That’s great! I guess that means you’ll be staying with us for a while. If you haven’t already, I would suggest you pay a visit to the sixth floor and open an account with the hotel’s bank. Surprised? Considering everything else we have here, a bank isn’t all that surprising, now is it?

Whatever you do though, please don’t head up there through the elevators or stairs near the back of the hotel. If you do, you’ll end up at the ‘Snow Peaks’ section of the floor, and unless you remember to bring a sweater then you might freeze your fingers off. I’m sure one of the yukki-onnas are bound to let you in and warm up before that happens, but they might expect you to repay the favor.

It’s located closer to the front end of the hotel, near the 200’s. Oh, you’re going up right now? Good. Glad I could be of help. Have a good day, and thanks again for staying here with us here at the Covet Corner Hotel.

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The Covet Corner Hotel: Chapter 10

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Good morning! How are you?

The smell? Yes, we know… there was a minor incident this morning that caused that. Not to worry though, our bubble slimes are doing all that they can in order to make sure that it doesn’t linger too long! In the meantime, here have this voucher for the inconvenience. With that you can get a free meal at any of the restaurants inside the hotel, but be sure to ask which meals that voucher is valid for. Some of the places in here will only give you a discount instead if you decide to order anything too expensive.

Not sure where to use it? Hmm… how about up on the fourth floor? Oh, you haven’t been up there yet? Then you absolutely must! Especially now, even if it’s just to get rid of the smell out of your nose. They have quite a number of restaurants up on that floor, I believe one in particular has the voucher valid for everything on their menu… I am almost certain it’s the one across the park. I hear it’s quite the popular spot, especially for single mamono mothers… in case you’re interested.

Oh sorry, there I go trailing on again. Either way, please forgive us for this minor discomfort and enjoy your free meal.

And thank you for continuing your stay here with us here at the Covet Corner Hotel.

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